♥ "Harper Valley PTA" - The Lettermen

HARPER VALLEY PTA
Performed by The Lettermen
Album: Put Your Head on My Shoulder
Songwriter: Tom T. Hall
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This song was popularized by country singer Jeannie C. Riley in 1968.

Note: This video has nothing to do with the lyrics of the song. It is a slideshow of photos of popular cinema beauties of the 60s and 70s, such as Brigitte Bardot, Raquel Welch, Katharine Ross, etc.


=== HARPER VALLEY PTA (Lyrics) ===

I want to tell you all a story about a Harper Valley widowed wife

Who had a teenage son who attended Harper Valley Junior High

Well her son came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play

And he said, "Mama, I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A."

The note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high

And it's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin' around with men and going wild

And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little boy this way"

It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A.

Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon

They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room

And as she walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words she had to say

She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A."

Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date

Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away

And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?

And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down?

Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again

And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip of gin

Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit

Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way

The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.

The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.

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