Creating a Workout to Jump Like Mario - JUMP LIKE MARIO

Bored and broke college student creates a masochistic workout to help him jump like Mario. Watch MV slowly lose his sanity as he develops an insane workout challenge involving a button, a ceiling, and the realization that this may be the absolute zenith of his abilities. Which Mario, you ask? Figure it out, I'm personally banking on Mario Lopez.

Will I break my ankles? Will I punch a hole in the wall? Will Quin ever trust my judgement? idk place your bets and lets freaking find out!!

Let me make this clear that I am not affiliated with Vertimax, Nintendo, USA Basketball, or any other brand. Who in their RIGHT MIND would sponsor this?

I apparently have merch: https://teespring.com/stores/mvs-sellout-shoppe
I designed that crap so please laugh at it then buy it.

Links to the sources that helped make this stupid workout:
[VERTIMAX]: https://www.vertimax.com/blog/increase-vertical-jump
[USA BASKETBALL]: https://www.usab.com/youth/news/2012/08/the-science-behind-your-vertical-leap.aspx

My legs hurt, see you in 30 days.

00:00 – MV makes bold assumptions about your boredom.
00:29 – Why am I doing this to myself?
00:59 – How to increase your vertical jump.
01:51 – Breaking down the principles behind the Jump Like Mario Workout.
02:53 – Creating this god forsaken workout.
03:17 – Introducing the SLJRBST.
03:40 – How can I prove that I have stolen Mario’s essence and gained his jumping abilities?
04:17 – The introduction of that stupid button.
04:50 – Which question is better: How tall are you? or how short are you?
05:24 – Bad things happen but no one is hurt.
06:17 – Explaining the Jump Like Mario hell I created and I may be having a midlife crisis.
06:42 – Reaffirming I am not to be trusted with YOUR health and fitness but pls come back to the channel
07:07 – MV complains about the bed he made.