GONORRHEA BLUES (Obscure 1960s blues music)

This one is a very special find, a newly rediscovered classic AI gem from the year of our Lord nineteen-hundred and sixty-four. This is a brand-new artist to the channel, but a LEGEND in every sense of the word, the great "Tick Johnston". This man was a pioneer of those delta blues, his soulful numbers brimming with passion and downright pain. This once thought lost gem is one of his most personal and emotionally weighty tracks, a hard and gritty tale of lovin' gone wrong. Tick had a string of classic, seminal blues albums and various recordings throughout the 50s, 60s and 70s (We will find more, do not worry), but in his personal life he was a reclusive sort of man, staying on his property in deep rural Mississippi most often, rarely touring. He was known to only leave when he was in need of some easy and quick lovin', four times a week usually, to be exact. Tick left this world in '78, the result of an unspecified STD related complication after one too many trips into town to hit them corners. Tick wanted his work to live on, to teach and inform others about the true dangers and troubles out there in this life, so in his honor of the man we now present one of his finest pieces. RIP Tick.

Lyrics:

Yeah, lemme tell you a little story 'bout my Friday night baby, went down to them corners a-huntin' for me a fine lady

Met me a workin' gal by name of "Tatiana", she was all long legs and a pair of juicy Cha Cha's a man couldn't turn down if he wanna

I says "Hey little lady, how's 'bout a triple course special?" She says "30 dollar mister", and we hopped up in the back of my Lincoln Continental

Real soon we gets to gettin' right down, Lord Jesus this woman she took my salami to town

Mmm, next day I gets to wakin' up a-happy, my joint feelin' well copped and my mood no longer sappy

But right fore long, somethin' down south it starts a-burnin', my balls they gets to swellin' and my back it gets to hurtin'

Yeah, pretty soon I starts to put together just what done transpired, my nuts be like watermelons and my Johnson on straight fire

Lemme warn ya fellas, when you's in need of some lovin' and lookin' for a workin' girl to please ya, you best make sure that ho ain't eat up with that gonorrhea

I says a-lord, I gots them gonorrhea havin' blues (Lord, Lord, Lord)

Went out to get my prick wet and now I'm wishin' my ass would up and drop dead

I says a-Lord, Lord, Lord, I gots them gonorrhea havin' blues (Lord, Lord, Lord)

Yeah, next time I needs some touchin' on my peen, I'ma have to be more careful 'bout where's I spend my green

God-damn my Johnson's a-shootin' flames, my balls is a-throbbin' and I barely know my own name

Please God, just make it go away, I promise lord I won't buy me no p*ssy for at least a few days

Yeah, I knows I done wrong but what's a man to do when he got a rock hard boner? Sometimes that's the cost of gettin' some lovin' off them corners

Yeah, I just can't help it lord, sometimes I just gotta get me some of that snatch

I throws 'round my cash and ain't worried 'bout what I'm 'bout to catch

But rights 'bout now is when it's all a-settin' in, my c*ck done turned into a flame thrower and I'm regrettin' all my sin

Lord, make this pain stop! Lord, Lord, Lord...

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