Its a Long Way to Mukumbura (Punk Rock Version)

Cover of Mike Westcott and Leprechaun's "Its a Long Way to Mukumbura"

It's a long way to MukumburaIt's a long way to jawlIt's a long way from your hometownBut you can have yourselves a ballWith your mukkasGoodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil SquareIt's a long, long way to Mukumbura And we're going up there to stirIt's a long way to JOC InyangaIt's a long way, ek seIt's a long way from UmtaliBut it's wide tar all the wayWell, nearlyGoodbye to the CecilHello the Mont ClaireIt's a long, long way to JOC Inyanga
And the crowd's fighting there

It's a long way to KaribaIt's a long way to runIt's a long way from MukuteBut you can do it on your THUMBWith your FNWe love our Sergeant Major, when he drives it on RLWhen he takes us on the bush road It's just like going toHeaven, I'm in Heaven
For the MortarsAction, disarm look againThey're so loudFor the BluesChanga to echo baseHoming call required overChopper comingFor the InstructorsOne check your rear apertureTwo move your wetty bars to the rearFor the GreysYou fool private the tails at the backFor SignalsHello two this is one overHello, one this is one too are you one two?For the MedicsThis water cannot be drunk until it has been passed by the M.OFor the CopsNo madam that’s not what we use Vickers forYou want the pest control vehicleFor the RWSAh, Becky, I can't make up my mindWhether to wear the green or blue eyeshadowTo weapons training todayFor the TechsNow you chaps are expected to be keeping this keepAs it should be keptThe keep does not keep itselfFor the EngineersThat’s not a flocculentYou idiot that’s soap powderIt's a long way to MukumburaIt's a long way to jawlIt's a long way from your home townBut you can have yourself a ballWith your mukkasGoodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil SquareIt's a long, long way to MukumburaAnd we're going up there to stirStirStirEnsureStirEnsureStirEnsureStirEnsure