Long Ball Night, the insane new rockabilly song you'll love! #ai #song

do you like @ObscurestVinyl (Obscurest Vinyl), Rubbin' and a Tuggin' My Nips? I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again? and other hit tracks? well then... submitted for your approval... Long Ball Night! Enjoy!

Dedicated to Mr. Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm, a well-known and fellow long baller.

Long Ball Night
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911 Help with an urgent need
Fell down tonight and damaged my seed
Had to whiz, I rushed too fast,
Tripped on my long balls, screamed aghast

Dead on the floor, couldn't see a thing
Balls in a twist, it's a deadly sting
Testes stuck between my toes, oh no!
Nauseous feeling starting to grow!

911 Operator, in this Long Ball Night,
Help me through this painful plight.
My long balls, black and blue,
As warm pee flows, I beseech you.

Both from the fall, and the need to piss,
This beautiful night has gone amiss
The pain unbearable, as I lay here,
My bloody long balls are useless I fear.

911 Operator, in this Long Ball Night,
I'm a truly dreadful sight.
Who'll teabag my long balls?
As they view the damage with their eyeballs?

Testes stuck between my toes, oh no! on no!
That Nauseous feeling starting to grow!
Who'll teabag my long balls?
As they view the damage with their eyeballs?

Testes stuck between my toes, oh no! on no!
That Nauseous feeling starting to grow!
Who'll teabag my long balls?
As they view the damage with their eyeballs?

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Lyrics by L'il Louis
Song made with Suno