Wow I Didn't Know That Full Track, Americana, Country

Hmmmm Ohhh woah
I tell you fellas I've been caught out,
Doing somethin' I really shouldn't,
Gonna plead ignorance, gonna tell 'em about
How if I'd'a known better I just wouldn't
Ohhhhh-woah-oh-oh-ohhhhh

hmmmmm hmmmm
When they say drinking turpentine ain't where it's at,
And insurance fraud is a federal crime,
Wow..., I didn't know that,
You're telling me now for the first time


It turns out I really shouldn't eat that bat,
And Twitter ain't a legitimate passtime?,
Ohhh Wow!..., I didn't know that,
You're telling me now for the first time.
Well look 'ere, this is all news to me,
What else do you think this could possibly be?,
I once was blind but now I see
I can only offer you my guaranteeeeeee,
Ohhhh-woah-oh-oh-ohhh

[chorus]
What you mean a lemon ain't the same as a lime,
And work don't begin at half past nine?
Wow..., I didn't know that,
You're telling me now for the first time
ohhh on Monday does the liquor store usually open at? (ohhhh-ohhh)
So I can't drive my Dodge Ram after a fifth o' wine?,
Wow...., I didn't know that, (ohhhh oh-ohhhh)
You're tellin' me now for the first time.

[guitar solo]
[guitar solo]

[chorus]
They say passing out in public ain't where it's at,
And defrauding investors is a serious crime,
Wow..., I didn't know that,
You're telling me now for the first time.


Wow..., I didn't know that, (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh)
You're telling me now for the first time.
Wow..., I didn't know that, (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh)
You're telling me now for the first time. (the first tiiiiime)
Wow..., I didn't know that, (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh)
You're telling me now for the first time.
Wow..., I didn't know that, (ohhhh-oh-ohhhh)
You're telling me now for the first time. (the first tiiiiime)