Wiener Patrol -- Chili Doggin' | Experimental Country Western Music

Oh dear God, what have we done? I'm half expecting to be dragged out of my house by a mob of angry country music fans and lynched for the desecration of the genre. Just to be clear: I like country music...I just like country music with fucked up lyrics even more! Don't worry folks, only 8 more songs to go! My friend Pootie threw this one my way, and I worked on it a little bit. Hope y'all like it! (but I bet you'll never look at a chili dog the same way again!)



Lyrics:

[verse]
I love my lil' darlin'
she got big ol' tits, and a fat ol' ass
She has the cutest lil' giggle
when she loudly passes gas
Whenever she gobbles a footlong
she always adds some cheese and beans
with every sloppy mouthful
my nose knows exactly what that means

[chorus]
my baby loves chili doggin'
them saucy beans and franks--she's hoggin'
big ol' meat between her buns she's lovin'
with her pretty mouth she's wiener shovin'
O my baby loves chili doggin'

[Verse]
When it comes to brands of chili
she's tried 'em all, she's a connoisseur
And when it comes to juicy dogs
can't sneak a Vienna sausage by her
Whenever she gobbles a footlong
she always adds some cheese and beans
with every sloppy mouthful
my nose knows exactly what that means

[chorus]
my baby loves chili doggin'
them saucy beans and franks--she's hoggin'
big ol' meat between her buns she's lovin'
with her pretty mouth she's wiener shovin'
O my baby loves chili doggin'

[verse]
Every Wednesday at half past 6
we get to chili dogging on the couch or in the bed
It can get a little messy, but I'll be chili
doggin' with my baby til I lay down dead.
I love my lil' darlin'
she got big ol' tits, and a fat ol' ass
She has the cutest lil' giggle
when she loudly passes gas

[chorus]
my baby loves chili doggin'
them saucy beans and franks--she's hoggin'
big ol' meat between her buns she's lovin'
with her pretty mouth she's wiener shovin'
O my baby loves chili doggin'


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Lyrics written by Pootie Tang and MacDonkulous (2024)
Music by Suno AI